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О белорусе в Москве


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О белорусе в Москве


Мнение о Москве приезжего белоруса, которые решили осесть там надолго


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Я так спокойно об этом говорю, потому что к белорусам в Москве относятся нормально. Я ни разу не слышал, чтобы в мой адрес и адрес моего друга кричали: «Эй, белорусы! Валите в свой Минск!».

Сложно себе представить ситуацию, чтобы я снимал в Москве квартиру, а хозяйка спрашивала: «Я надеюсь, вы не белорусы?!». Ничего подобного нет, потому что мы – позитивные люди.

Вы никогда не услышите такое выражение, как «радикальные белорусы» или «белорусы-фундаменталисты». Представляете такой сюжет в новостях: «Вчера в Москве группа радикально настроенных белорусов-фундаменталистов устроила резню картофеля под Беловежскую пущу»?

И белорусы вообще мало, чем отличаются от русских. Мы – такие же, как и вы. Белорусы не стоят в торговых центрах в красных мокасинах и не трещат на непонятном языке.

О белорусах есть такой стереотип, что мы любим картошку. Да. И что? А русские как будто не любят!

В Беларуси, как в России, всей политической верхушке запрещен въезд в США, в Евросоюз. То есть, любой белорус может поехать в Италию на море, а наш президент – нет…».

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